Friday, November 26, 2010

Black Friday... Why Still?

I just don't get it.  I don't get why people would stand in line for hours in the cold, waiting for a store to open at 3:00am, just to get something they could've easily ordered online and gotten for the same discount.  I've never gotten into the whole Black Friday thing.  I guess there's never been anything that I just HAD to have that I couldn't wait another few days for.

These days, the sales that the stores offer are also available when ordering online.  Wouldn't it be easier just to sleep in the day after Thanksgiving, get up, have your coffee and go to your store's website to get that special discount?  That seems much better to me than waiting in a mile long line for 4 hours, just to finally get into the store (which by now, resembles a war zone full of sardines) just to get into a fight with the hateful witch from across the street because she's trying to take the last Snuggie.  I mean, what's so bad about getting it online?  Sure you have to wait for it to ship but, you'll get it in a couple of days and STILL have all of your teeth and hair.

"But Marcus, it's about the excitement of getting those first deals of the season, in the store, with your friends and family," someone will say.  I don't care.  I'd rather keep my patience and sanity and spend time with my friends and family in a nice setting as opposed to spewing venom at one of them because they didn't get to that last copy of Dance Dance Revolution before the aforementioned witch (who is now missing chunks of hair) has snatched it off the shelf.

Just some random thoughts.  I'm heading to the Express website now.  I need some new sweaters and their sale lasts until noon.  But before that, I'm going to get more coffee.  What do you know?  I'm not freezing and I don't hate anyone, yet?  Well, the day's still early.  I should get it started.

Until next time...

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving!


I hope everyone has a safe and excellent holiday.  I'm working at the survival job today but, that's ok.  I'm going home to Florida for a week next month so it's a fair trade.  Everybody eat, sleep and watch lots of football!  At least, that's what my family does.  Have a great day!

Monday, November 22, 2010

Dance Magic Dance

This past Friday, I went in to audition to be a part of a scholarship dance program here in the city.  If you were to look at my resume and see that I have zero dance training or performance listed on there, you might laugh and say, "What were you thinking?"  But since I was asked to come in, I decided it would be a good thing for me to try.  And try, I did.

You see, my experience with the dance is limited at best.  Where I grew up, we didn't have any dance schools in my hometown and besides, the guys were supposed to play football and baseball.  So my first experience with any dance class setting came during my apprenticeship at the Flat Rock Playhouse.  A few days a week, Bob "Cookie" Cooke would teach us the basics of Jazz (I think) and eventually taught us the entire opening combination to A Chorus Line.  It was one of the highlights of what is one of the best summers of my life.

I came back from that summer to finish my senior year of college and started a Beginner's Tap class that wasn't too far from campus.  Unfortunately in my haste to get started, I bought tap shoes that were about 2 sizes too small.  Little did I realize how much that would grow to hurt.  Also, I guess, I started in the middle of the term because, everyone else was working on this routine that the teacher had taught them.  Nothing was really explained and she just said, "Follow the others".  I followed as best I could but after about 3 or 4 months, I had chalked it up that dancing might not be for me.

Luckily, I've always had a bit of natural rhythm. Doing most musicals, I didn't have too much trouble picking up the choreography.  Enough ability that, if you'll recall, I did the drag queen back-up dancing.  But anytime an audition call required any serious dance training, I've always shied away.  Needless to say, I wasn't planning on auditioning for any dance programs anytime soon... or ever.

But when I heard that the people in charge of this particular program had wanted me to audition for them, I couldn't help but be intrigued.  I always knew that dancing was my weakest element when compared to acting and singing but, I was always afraid of taking classes for fear of being so far behind the rest of the class and just being told to "Follow the others".  I wasn't looking forward to being behind and not having a clue as to how to catch up.

The interview process was interesting.  I was asked why there was no dance on my resume and I mentioned an intimidation factor about going to classes at the larger places around the city.  That was met with, "That won't necessarily change because you get into this program."  True but, I've grown to realize how much I need to suck it up and get some formal training under my belt.  The interview was pretty simple.  Just a chat about why I hadn't had training before.

There were seven of us on the night of the audition.  I went first and sang my song.  It felt really good and I got smiles back from the people watching so, that was a positive thing.  I tried to hear the others but the sax lesson and karate class nearby were too loud to get a good listen.  The tough part was still to come.

While we had a little time before the dance part started we were sent to another room to warmup and stretch.  Immediately, I noticed I was the only one without dance shoes.  I had on my Skecher sneakers while everyone else had their little Capezios.  It was also fun to watch everyone else throwing their legs over their heads and dance stretching while I was stretching more for a football game.

When the dance part started, they said, "Let's do the scary ballet combo first."  Oh great, I thought, No chance of even faking my way through this.  The next thing she says is, "Ballet is not something you can fake."  Ugh!  Then she looks directly at me and says, "If you have no training, you can't fake it so just do something."  Which is what I did.  I did almost everything the others did but, without any sort of ballet grace.

Next, we moved on to a jazz combo.  I think I fared a bit better at this one but, it was still not easy.  It was a cool combo from West Side Story though and I know I could have gotten it if we had more time.  But I made it through and no one laughed at me but me so, I took it as a good sign. (SUCCESS)

Overall, it was a pretty interesting experience.  Everyone else was far ahead of me as far as dance training but, that's not what the program is about.  It's more for people they feel are already marketable and just need the added help of dance to push them over.  So dancing ability, is not the deciding factor.  Pretty much the interview and singing were.  So, I'm hoping that those went well enough for me to get me in.  I'd love to be a part of the program.  I'll keep you posted as to what happens.

Until next time...

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Singing Through Sickness

So, I have a new audition update to share.  This one had me trying not to pass out.

This one was for the theatre, in Florida, that I had auditioned for about a month ago.  No, they didn't call me back.  They were having a chorus call for one of the shows in their season and I figured it wouldn't hurt to go back in.  Plus, I have a friend work is part of the production team so I was hoping that would give me a small advantage.

The problem was that I had gotten a stomach bug the day before that had kept me on the couch for the entire day.  It probably didn't help that I didn't eat anything that day either so, I was feeling pretty weak the morning of the call.  But, I made myself get up and go.  Plus I thought if I did well and got a good word from my friend, I might get to spend a couple of months in Florida.

Other than not going for the really high notes at the end, the song went really well.  As far as my friend putting in a word, I have no idea.  Unless they're THE person making final decisions, I'm not really sure how much pull that kind of thing can have.  Good words are always helpful no matter how high up the production chain someone is but, they can only do so much.  Plus, the show was Guys and Dolls so the people behind the table may have seen the absence of dance on my resume and probably said, "Next please."

You know what though, I still got up and went with a sickness still bugging me and did well.  Auditions are the easiest thing to blow off when you don't feel well since 99% of the time no one has asked you to be there.  So, I'm calling this one a SUCCESS!

I'm going to save another audition for another post since i've got to get going to work.  The next one involves dance.  And believe me, it ain't something I do everyday or that's ver pretty when I do.

Until next time...

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Back To Normal

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For the past week, I've been without my computer.  I thought I was going to go crazy!  It's always amazing to me when I get these little reminders of how much I've come to rely on technology.  There was a, sort of, comfort level that was missing by not hearing the soft clicking of keys on the keyboard or running my fingers along the track pad to choose a link.

The problem with my computer started well over a year ago.  It started making this little buzzing noise that never seemed to stop.  I finally decided enough was enough and took it in to the Apple store where I was promptly told that "computers make noise".  No joke, that's what he said.  It should be noted that my MacBook had miraculously stopped making the offending buzz noise while I was in the store so, he heard nothing unusual.  Of course I felt like an idiot so, I took my computer home thinking the problem was in my head.

For the next year and a half, the noise would come and go and get louder and louder until it sounded as though someone one using a chainsaw in the apartment.  Finally, I called Apple and the associate, who could hear the sound through the phone, sent me to an authorized dealer because it would be "faster" than the Apple store.  The fan needed to be replaced and was covered under my warranty so it wouldn't cost anything.

The whole thing took about a week to get done but, it felt like an eternity.  I never realized how much I've come to rely on using this thing.  Not just to check my mail but, for Facebook, Twitter, to write this blog, check for auditions, etc.  I know, I know... most of that stuff I can do on the phone but, it's a lot easier to do on here.

Anyway, I'm back and all is right with the world for today.  Not sure I have anything to say but, at least I have the tool to write it when I do.  I've got couple of new auditions to write about from the last week so maybe I'll start writing about them before I forget what happened.

Until next time...

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Devil Boys After the Revolution

The past two days I've had the pleasure of seeing two plays that are total opposites.  The first, dealt with family secrets coming to the surface in Amy Herzog's After the Revolution.  The second, was the campy alien invasion piece Devil Boys From Beyond written by Buddy Thomas and Kenneth Elliot.


I had no idea what to expect when I went in to see After the Revolution at Playwrights Horizons.  The only thing I new about the play was that it had Mare Winningham.  So, I was a little surprised that it was a tense family drama about secrets exposed.

You see Emma, played by Katharine Powell, grew up believing that her grandfather was always fighting for the little man.  The types of people who are always being pushed around for not fitting the status quo.
Well, he did that but fifty years before, he was also a spy for the Soviet Union.  Her whole world is turned upside down to learn this and deals with the new knowledge of the man she's always known to be one thing, who now turns out to be someone else.

Overall, it was certainly a show to make you think.  What your hero turns out to be not quite so heroic?  How would you react?  It's easily the kind of play that could head straight down a boring path but, is kept on the interesting side thanks to an overall excellent cast.  My biggest problem was really that we didn't get to see more of the lovely ladies, Mare Winninham and Lois Smith.  The show could have used more of both of them.


On Friday, I got to see something that was the polar opposite of After the Revolution.  That, of course would be Devil Boys From Beyond.  A funny, campy play now playing at New World Stages.

Devil Boys follows newspaper reporter Mattie Van Buren (Paul Pecorino) and her photographer and former husband Gregory Graham (Robert Berliner) as they travel to Lizard Lake, Florida to investigate news of a possible alien invasion and abduction.  Along the way, Mattie is trying to keep the alcoholic Gregory away from booze while not having her story "scooped" by her bitter rival, Lucinda Marsh (Chris Dell'Armo).

This play is high camp of the first order.  In fact, it reminded me of a Charles Busch play and Pecorino's Mattie, reminded me a lot of one of Busch's trademark characters.  That's a true compliment from me, being a big Charles Busch fan.  Everything is played so over the top you can't help but laugh at the situation, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

Overall, I'd say that both plays were definitely worth a viewing.  They're also a good way to see some diversity in theatre because they are so different from each other.  From the serious realistic nature of After the Revolution, to the over the top camp of Devil Boys.  I'd say depending on what you're feeling, they're both worth it.

After the Revolution runs through November 28th at Playwrights Horizons and Devil Boys From Beyond is at New World Stages for only 36 performances which began Nov. 3rd.

Until next time...

Friday, November 5, 2010

Finding the Funny: Scorecard Update #5

Well, this week brought about a new challenge in the audition world.  I had to do 16 bars of something funny.  You see, they were holding auditions for The Book of Mormon, the new musical from Trey Parker and Matt Stone (the guys from South Park) and Robert Lopez (one of the writers of Avenue Q).  So when they ask in the breakdown for something comedic, this is the time to pull out the hilarious big guns.  Well, I don't have any comedic hilarity in my musical arsenal, at the moment, so this was gonna require a little work.

My original, thought was to do my song from Triumph of Love.  But at my coaching, Michael and I decided that that song wasn't quite the funny that I needed to have.  I didn't have anything that fit the bill so we had two options: learn a new song in one day or change the lyrics on something we already had.  We decided it would be better to change up something already in my book.  The song that we decided on the one that's become my "old reliable", Who I'd Be.  I  already have a 16 bar cut so, we just changed up the lyrics to make them funny and appropriate to the show and got to work on it.

So yesterday, I was off to Ripley-Grier to sing my newly changed lyrics for the music director and casting person.  From my side of the table, everything went great!  I remembered the lyrics, the notes were all there and I made it as sincere as possible.  I figured sincerity would make the humor come out better than forcing it. On their side, I'm not so sure they got that.  I didn't notice their reaction during the song because I was in the moment but after, they weren't exactly wiping away tears of laughter.  They were very nice, don't get me wrong.

I'm not quite sure what I was expecting.  I guess in my head I thought that it would be so hilarious that they'd stand up and applaud after I finished.  But in reality, I was the 50th guy they saw.  Which means 49 guys had gone in before me trying to do their version of funny.  So, it could've been that they were  already tapped out on laughter when they got to me.  Maybe they were just quiet people, laughing on the inside.  Maybe they hated it.  Who knows?  I was happy with how it went and, for now, that's what has to matter.  I went in and did something different so I'm putting this one on the side of success.


So, we update the scorecard:



  Audition Scorecard 2010
                   6 Success
                   4 Fails  (3 Type Out)

Until next time...